portable cynicism machine: Leaving Las Vega...uh, I mean Calgary
portable cynicism machine: Oooh, gettin' close
portable cynicism machine: Not a single bear in sight
portable cynicism machine: Sloping into the valley
portable cynicism machine: Higher elevations
portable cynicism machine: "Okay, don't move, we don't wanna die here"
portable cynicism machine: Just enjoying the ride
portable cynicism machine: Such a beautiful day
portable cynicism machine: Close to the top!
portable cynicism machine: "Yeah, those are a lot of stairs, though"
portable cynicism machine: So many mountains
portable cynicism machine: "Yeah, you're right, let's just go get coffee"
portable cynicism machine: The wide valley
portable cynicism machine: Please don't fall please don't fall please don't fall
portable cynicism machine: Do I hear...whispering?
portable cynicism machine: With their cold, dead eyes
portable cynicism machine: St. James's Gate
portable cynicism machine: St. James's Gate ceiling
portable cynicism machine: Two trains meeting in the afternoon