portable cynicism machine:
1 - Happy Birthday to me
portable cynicism machine:
3 - Designer chocolate
portable cynicism machine:
4 - I am a beast of burden
portable cynicism machine:
5 - O.
portable cynicism machine:
6 - Mmmm
portable cynicism machine:
6 - It's two-for-one day!
portable cynicism machine:
7 - What are you trying to say?
portable cynicism machine:
8 - It's like there's an invisible fence around my desk
portable cynicism machine:
9 - Okay, this is getting weird
portable cynicism machine:
10 - Nothing better than taking off early on a Friday
portable cynicism machine:
11- Hi. I am spending money I don't have.
portable cynicism machine:
12 - Devil Ducky knows his place
portable cynicism machine:
13 - And only a few gave their lives
portable cynicism machine:
14 - What up, snowflake?
portable cynicism machine:
15 - Hellooo down there!
portable cynicism machine:
16 - Every day should start like this...
portable cynicism machine:
17 - Maybe just put it in an email? They go all over the world in like 20 seconds.
portable cynicism machine:
18 - Or else!
portable cynicism machine:
19 - After dinner drinks
portable cynicism machine:
20 - Mmm, Apple.
portable cynicism machine:
21 - Eeew, they're kissing!
portable cynicism machine:
22 - Clearly, this is a tool-friendly household.
portable cynicism machine:
23 - The best lunch I've had in a while
portable cynicism machine:
24 - Words to live by
portable cynicism machine:
25 - I know it's cliche
portable cynicism machine:
26 - It's funny how much difference fresh fruit can make
portable cynicism machine:
27 - Soon enough, my pretties
portable cynicism machine:
28 - Dum dee dum...
portable cynicism machine:
29 - Hey hey, kids!
portable cynicism machine:
30 - Waiting on lunch
