Brian and Leigh: First, there was nothing
Brian and Leigh: Then: I was there! Hello!
Brian and Leigh: And then, so was Amelia!
Brian and Leigh: And fortunately she brought my wine.
Brian and Leigh: And we were glad.
Brian and Leigh: We smiled a lot.
Brian and Leigh: And then we laughed at things.
Brian and Leigh: And then we resumed smiling!
Brian and Leigh: And then we had the great idea to change into ridiculous clothes.
Brian and Leigh: And then I dressed up in an 80's prom gown and looked pensive, like maybe my date didn't show.
Brian and Leigh: And Brian did not want to dress up in an '80's prom gown, but he looked pensive, too.
Brian and Leigh: But then I showed up to be his date and we were both happy at last!
Brian and Leigh: And I gave him a kiss because he is cute.
Brian and Leigh: But then Brian and John decided to become monsters.
Brian and Leigh: Except Brian's whole head is a monster, and John only has a monster hand.
Brian and Leigh: Whadda ya gonna do? Asks Brian's monster head.
Brian and Leigh: So they were part-monsters a little while longer.
Brian and Leigh: And they were very scary.
Brian and Leigh: And Brian was all, "I'm gonna eat you!"
Brian and Leigh: But then he was all, "No, j/k."
Brian and Leigh: Then the girls were like, it's our turn again!
Brian and Leigh: So we looked serious and prom-worthy.
Brian and Leigh: But then we started laughing again.
Brian and Leigh: And then we tried to smile nicely.
Brian and Leigh: And then I kissed Amelia
Brian and Leigh: And then we fell over
Brian and Leigh: But we got right back up because we are troopers
Brian and Leigh: And then it was more smiling
Brian and Leigh: And hugging
Brian and Leigh: But then we decided to put on brilliant disguises