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In Canada it snows in the spring
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In Canada there are monsters in the airport
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In Canada they eat food shaped like bees
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In Canada dinosaurs live in the garden
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In Canada the dead walk
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In Canada there are ghosts on the cakes
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In Canada zebras glow in the dark
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In Canada ancient spirit warriors stay in fancy hotels
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In Canada visions of Leo Sayer appear on the wall
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In Canada they paint pony toes pink
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In Canada butterflies live in the Big House
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In Canada signs are fiercer than dogs
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In Canada little itty bitty babies are especially cute
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In Canada zeppelin hangars glow in the morning
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In Canada they build churches upside down
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In Canada the undead are responsible voters
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In Canada there are so many peacocks they put the extra ones in the trash
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In Canada nobody knows what it's really like but everyone says it's great
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In Canada smoke blows cold
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In Canada the watchdogs have no legs
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In Canada the snake smugglers get very creative
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In Canada giant roosters prowl parking lots
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In Canada Gods are in the Beauty Business
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In Canada old punks sign the thighs of hot artists
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In Canada it snows on Cinco de Mayo
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In Canada boys wear festive underwear on the country's birthday
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In Canada dragons eat sweet and sour pork
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In Canada mermaids are anorexic.
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In Canada faces hang in the ancient gallery.
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In Canada life can get very exitstential.
