kelpmaiden: Pretty much every person who came in the door.
kelpmaiden: Pretty much half the people I tried to seat.
kelpmaiden: This person made me cry in front of eveyone in the bar. He was so mean.
kelpmaiden: I think this was the trike guy. He really said this!
kelpmaiden: People are idiots.
kelpmaiden: This was written on his shirt.