Kelly D.:
That's the toothpaste underneath him. And when I brush my teeth I have to spit and rinse around him because he's in the sink licking drops of water from the faucet. Every morning we do this. #catsofinstagram
Kelly D.:
Having a positive male role model is crucial for boys to be successful in school and life. So...yeah
Kelly D.:
Look what my date won for me at Idlewild! (We're going steady and I think we might make out in the car later.)
Kelly D.:
I had wanted to update my Twitter bio for years, but that particular muse was missing for so long.
Kelly D.:
Was reading some tips on how to be a good wife. Unfortunately, threatening my husband's manhood is my raison d'être
Kelly D.:
I never wear stuff in my hair. So sporting this cutesy handmade necktie headband makes me feel like I have one of those decorated bouffants like Marie Antoinette (Antoinetsy?)
Kelly D.:
The @pipecock and I agreed that we needed to eat fewer sweets but then these came into my life. It says right on the package that they're amazing. Plus they're from Thailand so it's, like, educational or whatever.