underwhelmer: supervisor Gumby
underwhelmer: A chiseled Frankenstein
underwhelmer: i've had nightmares like this
underwhelmer: DSC_0359
underwhelmer: "Nice to meet you! Have a smallpox blanket -- my treat."
underwhelmer: The art of pulling non-existent rope
underwhelmer: tramp stamp'd
underwhelmer: WHAT IS THIS GLOWING DEMON BOX
underwhelmer: Human top
underwhelmer: flash ghosts
underwhelmer: stripes
underwhelmer: get these men on a dance floor, and they'll start a fire with their moves
underwhelmer: "I call this move The Prairie Dog"
underwhelmer: grandma jill
underwhelmer: sad corpse
underwhelmer: Does this bird make my head look bloody?
underwhelmer: plumage
underwhelmer: signing the anniversary pumpkin
underwhelmer: dead guy's got jokes
underwhelmer: drinking eases the pain of being a mime
underwhelmer: I drink your mustache. I. DRINK. IT. UP.
underwhelmer: demureness
underwhelmer: "Is commanding an armada REALLY what I want to do with my life?"
underwhelmer: the truth of art
underwhelmer: birdsplosion headpiece
underwhelmer: things that will creep you out the more you think about them
underwhelmer: socialite style
underwhelmer: festive, hand-crafted decorations