underwhelmer: the greatest undead day of my life
underwhelmer: super wow indeed
underwhelmer: she then crushed his trachea
underwhelmer: some props are more alive than others
underwhelmer: like, ohmigawd
underwhelmer: the bedazzling process
underwhelmer: nose cocktail
underwhelmer: the hair monster is never full
underwhelmer: bag monster throws up gang signs
underwhelmer: two asians hang out
underwhelmer: necks don't work like that
underwhelmer: jill's handiwork
underwhelmer: brutal
underwhelmer: love hurts
underwhelmer: *wink
underwhelmer: precarious
underwhelmer: dead man's overbite
underwhelmer: classy ladies