J. Star: OMG, do you seriously have a praying mantis on your FACE?
J. Star: It's that special mantissy time of year
J. Star: Hey you, turn around! The camera's the other way!
J. Star: Good lord almighty, enough with the mantis pictures already!
J. Star: This year's must-have pregnancy accessory
J. Star: Spawn of J. Star
J. Star: C'mon, cutie, indulge your old mantis. Plant a kiss on me. Right here on my cheek.
J. Star: Portrait of a mantis as an old woman
J. Star: If you jump, you'd best jump far
J. Star: The lone mantis of the apocalypse
J. Star: What a praying mantis might look like hanging out on somebody's kitchen stove
J. Star: I'm just too close to my subject to get any real objectivity
J. Star: Queen of my living room
J. Star: What a praying mantis looks like when she flirts
J. Star: The return of the mantis
J. Star: Hey, do I know you from somewhere? You look familiar.