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Ack! The colors! My little eyes can't take it!
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Fun Slide--of DEATH!
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Attacked from the rear by a pink flamingo
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Every streetlight a reminder
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One too many
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I don't know what this is but it scares the bejeezus out of me
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A brilliant herd of fools