J. Star: Man gleefully prepares to fling mud
J. Star: SuperNippleBoy
J. Star: C'mere an' gimme a hug now!
J. Star: Bite me hard
J. Star: I think I'm forgetting something
J. Star: Wingnut
J. Star: UnderWHERE? Redux
J. Star: And now, ladies and gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure, may I present you with (drumroll please!): The world's lamest carrot
J. Star: Bebe kitteh requires cheezburgr now plz
J. Star: The Mario Jammie Dance on YouTube
J. Star: Funnest. Game. Ever.
J. Star: Pool sign
J. Star: It's important to have one's priorities in order.
J. Star: Boy do I have the greatest friends
J. Star: Taken approximately 0.2 seconds before I got beaned in the forehead with a green ball
J. Star: It isn't every day
J. Star: It is a race! I am winning!
J. Star: Give Steve Cocoa Dyno-Bites or his freaky laser eye will keel you dead
J. Star: HA HA HA
J. Star: Why o why are Japanese toys so cute?
J. Star: Super-cool dancers
J. Star: The boys and beer
J. Star: A bubble has a hot date with a cheap Chianti while a bokehed daisy looks on jealously
J. Star: Don't make me open this.
J. Star: Just another Friday night in the suburbs
J. Star: Poopie.
J. Star: In which the in-laws' cat has his way with me while I read Wired and wear knitted socks
J. Star: A message to the weather gods
J. Star: Buttmunch
J. Star: The cicadas go marching one by one, huzzah