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Please cross here.
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Please purchase a seat for your bike.
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Please take shade under our glorious awning.
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Please give justice to the underpaid, overworked janitors in this town.
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Please don't feed the pedestrians.
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Please don't drive on the sidewalk.
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Please merge here.
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Please eat at Burrito Joe's.
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Please put out fires with this.
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Please use caution, please.
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Please give us your money.
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Please drink Miller Lite, even though it's terrible beer.
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Please stay at the Hyatt.
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Please don't run over pedestrians. They cross here.
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Please wait for the crossbar.
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Please don't drive through wet paint.
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Please let us file your tax return for a small fee.
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Please read a newspaper in a taxi.
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Please ship UPS.
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Please ship DHL.
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Please take a taxi; you have many to choose from.
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Please buy a camera from us. Or let us fix your broken one.
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Please purchase some jewelry from us.
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Please don't drive over this curb.
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Please cross the street here.
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Please hire me to drive you somewhere at three dollars a minute.
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Please purchase a newspaper, or take one for free.
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Please do not play on this pile of curbs.
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Please don't fall up the stairs.
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Please park here on Saturday and Sunday, when we gouge you less than we do during the week.