jqgill:
This is a bear that lives in my bathroom floorboards
jqgill:
This is a hedgehog that lives in my bathroom floorboards.
jqgill:
Also in my bathroom floorboards, two dogs. I don’t think the dogs are feral; they just got lost.
jqgill:
Horace, the friendly old lion who lives in this dry-stone wall, knows each of the sheep by name.
jqgill:
The Bishop of Vin fears his faith will not withstand another onslaught of intoxication.
jqgill:
Millie looks sweet enough, but the stuff that comes out of her mouth when she gets hot under the collar can strip wallpaper.
jqgill:
The man in the moon hasn’t updated his look since the early seventies. Perhaps it’s time for us to go back?
jqgill:
Rhodri has resigned himself to the fact that he will never have the life he dreamed of, and yet…
jqgill:
No matter how much sleep he got, Jeff could not get rid of the dark circles under his eyes.
jqgill:
Oh, like You’d be happy if people were always spitting in Your mouth and wrenching Your eyeballs!
jqgill:
He looks jolly, but John has absolutely no sympathy for anyone who claims to have a crappy job.
jqgill:
Horace spends his days hoping that clumsy birds and squirrels will fall into his open mouth.
jqgill:
Everyone is sick and tired of hearing Forrest moan about how ‘I was cut down in the prime of my life’.
jqgill:
Little rectangle monster is cheerful, but wary.
jqgill:
Caught in the act
jqgill:
The calamari eating contest was a lot tougher than Kent thought it would be. For starters, he assumed the squid would be smaller.
jqgill:
The pile of felt has gained sentience and it is coming to get you.
jqgill:
Pavement kangaroo is cold and wet and misses Australia.
jqgill:
First they burned her beyond recognition, then they slaughtered and ate her friends with butter while she watched. Maris knew what was coming next.
jqgill:
Omar can't hide his shock at what just happened in his toilet cubicle.
jqgill:
Jeremy only knows one sentence, and he yells it constantly: 'FEED ME RODENTS!'
jqgill:
Mr Azor is far too pleased about how much he gets to stroke Christine's legs. I may have to take him down to the kitchen and melt him.
jqgill:
Hello? Sunshine? Guys, I can’t see any sunshine. You see any where you’re looking?
jqgill:
Ooh noo, said the castle as the train rushed out of his mouth.
jqgill:
I'm tired of you kids with yer sticks and yer whoopin an hollerin an hobbits an Ent wives. Go home an play yer Xbox!
jqgill:
Angry Bell Pepper is insanely furious
