JonBauer: Robin Williams @ the Throckmorton Theatre
JonBauer: Pret-ty pret-ty pret-ty good.
JonBauer: Stand-up is hard.
JonBauer: you're the reason that God made a girl
JonBauer: it's anarchy down here
JonBauer: The problem with revenge is that it's time consuming
JonBauer: be my mother lover
JonBauer: it could be me some day
JonBauer: Shoop ba-doop
JonBauer: 100% nude, no qualms, love it.
JonBauer: you got everything in your life.
JonBauer: i saw you standing in the rain
JonBauer: dollar bill y'all
JonBauer: Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.
JonBauer: mysterious guards
JonBauer: do not fail me
JonBauer: I do think maybe one day you will
JonBauer: Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
JonBauer: Competition is the death of art.
JonBauer: The laugh is what trumps everything.
JonBauer: be a clown for a while
JonBauer: Ever since the XP-38 came out, they just aren't in demand.
JonBauer: Are all Jedi this reckless?