Joey Day:
Seriously considering canceling our order with Sears for a new stove. Just look at what my lovely wife can do *without* one.
Joey Day:
I don’t always eat dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets, but when I do I only dip them in barbecue sauce.
Joey Day:
I think Siri’s trying to get me pulled over for a DUI. How else would you explain this turn she wants me to make?
Joey Day:
How’s this for some irony? My hybrid is probably polluting more than your non-hybrid right about now.
Joey Day:
New minimalist setup at work. BookArc by twelvesouth, Apple bluetooth keyboard and trackpad, monitor flush with desk to achieve proper viewing angle.
Joey Day:
Eli: “This is daddy’s cawer.” Me: “Eli, car is only one syllable. There’s no W in car.” Eli: {Pointing to something in the car.} “There’s a W right here.”