Jim Frazier:
Wanna see my wife's tomatoes?
Jim Frazier:
"Mine is bigger than yours"
Jim Frazier:
"I'm thinking it needs paprika."
Jim Frazier:
I just hate it when UPS trucks try to sneak up on you
Jim Frazier:
If it doesn't move, and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct (duck) tape.
Jim Frazier:
Something tells me parking isn't really a problem
Jim Frazier:
"Wait a minute...it IMploded?!!"
Jim Frazier:
Greetings, Earthling
Jim Frazier:
Got Kudzu? 2
Jim Frazier:
A man, his motorcycle and his tiny, little dog
Jim Frazier:
"When did they start allowing WHITE fringe? Dang! I look GOOD in white fringe"
Jim Frazier:
"Hey, hey…I loaded my musket last night." "Oh, shut up."
Jim Frazier:
Damn, We Prussians Look Good!
Jim Frazier:
I'm OK
Jim Frazier:
"Captain! There's a strange ship aft of us! It's really smooth and doesn't have any sails!"
Jim Frazier:
A Hotel in Flint, MI
Jim Frazier:
"Has Anyone Seen a Contact Lens?"
Jim Frazier:
All right! Who cut one?
Jim Frazier:
Dang! I think I overslept
Jim Frazier:
So, you got a cigarette? My brand is…
Jim Frazier:
"So, you gonna eat that French fry?"
Jim Frazier:
"Another day, another bucket of fish, eh?" "Yeah. You see that blonde in the fourth row?"
Jim Frazier:
"Wait a sec, Shamu…let me deal with this booger."
Jim Frazier:
"Those guys at the beach think they're hot. I'm surfing on a frickin' whale!"
Jim Frazier:
"You know, guys, we're supposed to be synchronized here." "Who cares? I just gotta dance!"
Jim Frazier:
D'you Guys take Discover Card?
Jim Frazier:
You know you're in Minnesota when…
Jim Frazier:
Pewee, the Cat from Hell
Jim Frazier:
"And here's the next stop on our desert tour. This is the… Alright! Who cut down the dang Pinyon Pine!"
Jim Frazier:
"Uh, where do I plug in my Ipod?"
