Jilly Ballistic:
FLACID ATTEMPT DETECTED Dick jokes travel only a few inches. Please review concept and try again. Thank you, Jilly Ballistic (23rd St; downtown F/M)
Jilly Ballistic:
'Marry Me" Block Button (14th Street 7th Ave tunnel; 1/2/3)
Jilly Ballistic:
Force Quit Command on Expendables 3 (W4th St; ACE BDFM)
Jilly Ballistic:
Are you sure you want to discard this ad? Thank you, Jilly Ballistic (L train car ad wrap; car 8361)
Jilly Ballistic:
NO SIGNAL Please check internal factors, such as script's pointless raunchiness, forced site-gags and anatomy jokes, then check public interest again. Thank you, Jilly Ballistic (14th St & 7th Ave; 123)
Jilly Ballistic:
SOFTWARE UPDATE UNNECESSARY You're beautiful. Don't change a thing. Cheers, Jilly Ballistic (Breast Augmentation Ad; Greenpoint Ave; Church bound G)
Jilly Ballistic:
Are you sure you want to discard this ad? (two at Bedford Ave; L train)
Jilly Ballistic:
IRONY DETECTED Title may reflect movie's impact on one's career trajectory. Please review. Thank you, Jilly Ballistic (Sabotage; 14th St 123/L train corridor)
Jilly Ballistic:
*Beauty has been modified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit the perception of a profit-based corporation. Apologies, Jilly Ballistic (Metropolitan Ave; G/L train)
Jilly Ballistic:
Would you like to forget such a movie existed? <Forget film?> (14th St L/123 corridor)
Jilly Ballistic:
Quit. (Spring St; uptown E/C)
Jilly Ballistic:
GERIATRIC ALERT Are you sure you want to make the following movie public? A more self-respecting role choice is recommended. Please review late-career trajectory. (Spring St; downtown E/C)
Jilly Ballistic:
404 Error: Competency Cannot Be Found. •The country you are looking for is currently unavailable. •Shutdown may be due to arrogance, false pretenses, greed, racism, classism and general stupidity. •Apologies, Jilly Ballistic <Try Again> (E train; car 9416
Jilly Ballistic:
NETWORK CONNECTION LOST Interest in the following concept has ended. Please discontinue. Thank you, Jilly Ballistic (14th St & 6th Ave; downtown F/M)
Jilly Ballistic:
LOADING ERROR Too many absurd facial gestures. Please review. Thank you, Jilly Ballistic (9th Street; Bay Ridge bound R)
Jilly Ballistic:
UNDO FIREARMS? You've placed a large amount of handguns in this advertisement. That may be a sign of compensation. Would you like to improve the quality of the film's script? Please review. Thank you, Jilly Ballistic (Nassau Ave; Queens bound G)
Jilly Ballistic:
CANNOT OPEN PAGE Cannot load due to a lack of substance. Apologies, Jilly Ballistic (Court Square; Queens bound E/M)
Jilly Ballistic:
Unable to connect to syndication.•If you are unable to load any images, check your sitcom's original airdate. •If the airdate exceeds 10 years, the time slot may need an updated program. •Thank you, Jilly Ballistic(Vernon Blvd-Jackson Ave; Manhattan bound
Jilly Ballistic:
Force Quit (Fast & Furious 6; 23rd St; downtown E/C)
Jilly Ballistic:
BLOOD DETECTION Per Ct, 1700 tons of earth is moved. Per day, most workers are paid less than $.07 cents. Are you sure you want to buy a ring? Please review. Thank you, Jilly Ballistic (Montrose Ave; L train)
Jilly Ballistic:
The Voice (Jefferson St; Brooklyn bound L)
Jilly Ballistic:
Ready For Love / Low Battery (Reality TV ad bust; 14th & 6th; uptown F M)
Jilly Ballistic:
EXHAUSTION ALERT The capacity for staged attacks on landmarks, civilian populations, and war reproductions has been met. Please review concept. Thank you, Jilly Ballistic ("Olympus Has Fallen;" Lorimer; Manhattan L)
Jilly Ballistic:
Freudian Warning: The use of pigs to represent capitalist desires of "having more" may be an unintentional slip. Please review. Thank you, Jilly Ballistic (W4th St Station; NY Lotto Ad)
Jilly Ballistic:
Cancel Button (Church bound G; Metropolitan Ave)
Jilly Ballistic:
TIMED OUT The following programme has been running for eight decades and may no longer be spectacular. Apologies, Jilly Ballistic (Graham Ave; Manhattan bound L)
Jilly Ballistic:
Incompatibility Warning: Are you sure you want to integrate capitalism into your belief system? Thank you, Jilly Ballistic (14th & 6th; downtown F/M)
Jilly Ballistic:
REDUNDANCY Twenty-two similar films already exist. Are you sure you want to create another copy? Thank you, Jilly Ballistic (W4th St; BDFM/ACE transfer)
Jilly Ballistic:
CANNOT OPEN PAGE Tagging this advertisement was a success. Thank you, Jilly Ballistic (Union Square; back staircase, L train)
Jilly Ballistic:
LOW GENDER WARNING Casting a female actor in a supporting role does not update the 'Holmes' concept. A main female lead is suggested. Would you like to diversify? Thank you, Jilly Ballistic (Montrose Ave; Bklyn bound platform)
