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jianshen: Learn to Draw! with Matt Groening
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jianshen: Lovechild of Ned Flanders & Albert Einstein?
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jianshen: Start by picking a good pencil. MMMM General's Charcoal…
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jianshen: Hi, I'm Matt Groening! You may remember me from such series as "Futurama" and "Life in Hell!" Let's learn to draw!
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jianshen: "Sometimes I whittles the future"
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jianshen: Whittle your pencil down a lot to appear experienced.
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jianshen: Pro Tip: Erasers make you look modest and self-critical.
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jianshen: Owning lots of art supplies can also make you look more like a legitimate artist.
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jianshen: Pro Tip: Wearing cool clothing makes you a better cartoonist.
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jianshen: Look at me! I'm Matt Groening!
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jianshen: Make sure to point your pencil down. Then, attempt creation!
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jianshen: Pro Tip: Be Talented
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jianshen: Who did this to my shoes???
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jianshen: I'll be honest, I don't use the eraser much...
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jianshen: Don't worry if you're not talented. We can always find someone else.
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jianshen: Pro Tip: Save money with XXXL lattes. This one lasts me a week.
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jianshen: My other jacket has Pin Pals on it…whatever that means.
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jianshen: 6 Inch Vinyl Toy version of Matt Groening from Kidrobot! Don't be a Grade-A Moron! Get one!
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jianshen: Finally, the most important step in creating art is signing your name.
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jianshen: Now just sit back and watch the money roll in.
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jianshen: Congrats! You're an artist! Now where do I get paid?