jessekalim: "Have fun sliding down stairs"
jessekalim: Sexy Pasta
jessekalim: Dream?
jessekalim: "No giant black hands allowed"
jessekalim: "Sneaky people turn into doors"
jessekalim: Notice the warning is ONLY in English - but most of the newspapers are Italian.
jessekalim: "Levitate baby here"
jessekalim: "Giant clock area ahead"
jessekalim: Happy pills??
jessekalim: El amor si existe
jessekalim: "Look at this red line"
jessekalim: "No setting birds free" (Note: there were no cages or birds anywhere around)
jessekalim: Super Soup!
jessekalim: "Dog pole dancing this way"
jessekalim: "Go right to run from yellow ghosts" (Lifesize for extra helpfulness)
jessekalim: "Watch for running children with briefcases"
jessekalim: "Children, drag your parents to the right"
jessekalim: "Must use bare hands to clean up after dog" (or stumps)
jessekalim: So clear in all languages.
jessekalim: "Magritte not allowed"
jessekalim: "In this area, be careful with your cranes lifting heavy objects." (as opposed to elsewhere when using cranes)
jessekalim: "Do not wear earmuffs unless you have eyes"
jessekalim: "Elvis Costello not allowed"
jessekalim: "Beware falling hammers, wrenches, boulders and Legos"
jessekalim: "Tree kissing area"
jessekalim: "When chasing UFO arrows, be careful not to hit neck on top of stairs."
jessekalim: "Beware: Snow ahead"
jessekalim: "Four small people form together into five big people" Kind of like Voltron.
jessekalim: "No turning red while on lift"
jessekalim: Don't you think a big sign that said "Be careful and don't do anything" would have been clearer?