jernoble: Hipster princess
jernoble: Yarmulke? Or breast pad? #youmakethecall
jernoble: A fan of heated floors
jernoble: Oh honey… what did you DO!?
jernoble: Oh Noe Valley, you are a caricature of yourself…
jernoble: Hipster Pumpkin was totally into Halloween… last August.
jernoble: Sandy Castle: a lonely outpost against the ever-rising sea…
jernoble: Hand-me-down hat.
jernoble: PSA: When you have kids, you can play with Legos again.
jernoble: Happy Birthday To Meee…
jernoble: Uninvited.
jernoble: French Braid Practice: the top is the hardest "part". #heyooo!
jernoble: "Sleepin' with the fishes"
jernoble: Satisfied Sentry
jernoble: All She Wants To Do Is… Swing.
jernoble: Before Photo Booth, we just played with magnifying glasses.
jernoble: She slept like a baby: i.e., restlessly, punctuated by screams and farts.
jernoble: Pretty, pretty, princess party!
jernoble: A spiral-cut experiment. With controls!
jernoble: Ev: "Oh for goodness sakes! How do we stop that beeping sound?!"
jernoble: Studying Ev's Science Book on the J-Church…
jernoble: Yes, that is a jar of pickle juice. Why do you ask? #badparent
jernoble: Shut up, sign, that's still hot. #spoiledsanfranciscan
jernoble: I told her that "biscuit mushrooms" grew 'round these parts.
jernoble: Rising to the occasion…
jernoble: Instagrammed, #Painteresque'd , and re-Instagrammed
jernoble: Instagrammed & #Painteresque'd, rinse, repeat
jernoble: Starting Cora off right at Pi Bar…