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jennio: Post Secret: I want to be skinny.... but I'm too lazy
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jennio: Today is not your day.
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jennio: I take a pill for that
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jennio: Housework: it's a snap! since I realized... Hey, I'm a guy!
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jennio: Good Heavens! Look at the time!
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jennio: Men are like coffee
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jennio: I turned into my Mother
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jennio: Marriage! The end of a perfectly good sex life!
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jennio: Just because I'm a Mom doesn't mean I care!
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jennio: More money and less shit.
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jennio: Reality is an illusion created by alcohol
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jennio: Gotta go! The kids chewed through their straps!
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jennio: I'm so happy it's happy hour
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jennio: Housework is evil! It must be stopped.
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jennio: I know I know. I'm fucking fabulous!
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jennio: Children are a blessing
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jennio: Why did he invent restaurants?
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jennio: I understnad the concept of cooking & cleaning. Just not as it applies to me.
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jennio: I child-proofed my house but they keep getting in!
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jennio: I dreamed my whole house was clean...