iwasfixin2: Danny only knew how to sing this one Elvis song, but that was enough because every day at lunch by the time he finished the song, he had eaten his microphone.
iwasfixin2: I don't always do everything I'm told... but this time I made an exception. Curiosity got the best of me. I just had to see what happened afterwards.
iwasfixin2: Everyone always told Sharon she should be a model. Now that she was, it seemed a bit strange that all of her work was for seafood companies. Oh well...
iwasfixin2: Jim snuck away from the New Year's party just as his friends started talking about resolutions. There was one thing he was resolved not to give up (again)...
iwasfixin2: The guests were due to arrive in minutes when I realized there was a leak in my swimming pool...
iwasfixin2: Matilda was so happy Reginald finally went to the dentist that she decided to never again mention his habit of leaving the cap off the toothpaste.
iwasfixin2: Barry mastered yoga at a very early age. It served him well, though at times he wished instead -- he'd learned to drive.
iwasfixin2: Dan couldn't stop thinking about Freida. She was everything he had hoped for in a mate, except her being stronger than him.
iwasfixin2: Yes, Freida was distraught. Her confusion stemmed from a love for Dan & a love for hugs. Really... strong... hugs.
iwasfixin2: Marvin knew exactly what they meant by "your eyes are bigger than your stomach". This was one time he was going to prove them wrong.
iwasfixin2: Barbara looked forward to seeing her friends again. She just wasn't sure if they would accept her now. Celophane wings were en vogue, but the cat's whisker tail was the cutting edge...
iwasfixin2: Suddenly Dante remembered the look his teacher gave when she handed him the summer reading list. Yep--it was irony
iwasfixin2: Sure, Xiao Li had beautiful feet. But how was she to know Xiao Qiang would suddenly become so fixated?
iwasfixin2: Another wasted weekend...
iwasfixin2: Sven knew that all eyes were on him. What others may not have appreciated was that his own eyes were on him too.
iwasfixin2: Bernard lived with a terrible secret. He hated the taste of grass. But he knew he had to eat if he was going to have a chance of catching up with Rico.
iwasfixin2: Rico wasn't nervous. He had one job to do & that was--find Bo
iwasfixin2: Bo fashioned a canoe and quickly sped himself to safety
iwasfixin2: You remember Sharon, right? Well, her modeling career came to a screeching halt because everyone she met was informed, "hey...buddy...my eyes are up here" and as it turned out, most already knew that.
iwasfixin2: Ferrah begged her father for an explanation... "I understand now -- where the family name originated. What I don't understand is why you named me Ferrah."
iwasfixin2: Coco imagined herself as the terror of the skies. And why shouldn't she since she was the only one willing to be the protaganist of opponents 2.54cm and less in her suburb.
iwasfixin2: Malfi lamented the wonton ways of modern society. It was all consumption & destruction as far as he could see. Of course, all he could usually see is the flower he was consuming & destroying...
iwasfixin2: Darcy finally had the proof she needed that Smilac, her polar bear room mate, had been using her hair brush all along.
iwasfixin2: Mariana felt she 'belonged' to Ernesto and always made it apparent. But lately she had tired of flying with him from one prison to another just to satisfy his insatiable need to state that he was "a prisoner of her love".
iwasfixin2: Moviegoers glued to the screen
iwasfixin2: Elbert loved to boast. Then there was this one time, at band camp where his false bravado actually saved Rupert & Howie from a certain & nasty end. Since then, Elbert's been... very quiet.
iwasfixin2: With just 4 days until the finals of the contest, Alfie & John were ready to hear Vaclav hit the notes that would establish them as **the** up-and-coming-on-the-rocks band...
iwasfixin2: Morrie made the most of it, but there was no denying how disappointed he was to have been disqualified from the Aussie Olympic kayak team.
iwasfixin2: Kerry was as excited as anyone would be about new skin. He just wished it was easier to open the packaging.
iwasfixin2: Paddy spent most of the day gazing out the dirty window. Little did people realize that he wasn't yearning for freedom. He was feeling sorry for those that weren't inside with him.