itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: Some people are so boring that they make you waste an entire day....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: Hospitality is making your guests feel at home....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: Generally the theories we believe we call facts....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: History: An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: In about the same degree as you are helpful....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: I almost wish we were butterflies and liv'd but three summer days — three such days with you....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: The pun is the lowest form of wit :-) Samuel Johnson If the pun is the lowest form of wit....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: Gratitude is a quality similar to electricity: it must be produced and discharged and used up....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: Home is where you can say anything you like....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: Never ask, "What reason do I have to be happy?" Instead ask....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: A man who is "of sound mind" is one who keeps....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: HAPPINESS.—A butterfly, which when pursued, seems always just beyond your grasp....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: A Freudian slip is when you say one thing....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: Somehow the Fourth had its quiet moments, too, even for little feet and childish voices....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: A good many elderly people are afflicted with dreadful head-aches on the Fourth of July; but I suspect they don't mind it very much....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: July is an intensely warm month in the States, and by some weather-freak, the fourth....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: A lot of history is just dirty politics cleaned up....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: It is in the heart that the values lie. I wish I could make him understand that a loving heart is riches....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: We all possess the thunder of pure fury and the calm breeze of tranquility. If it wasn't for tomorrow, how much would we get done today????
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday....
itucker, thanks for 5+ million views!: The trouble with having a body is that people know it's where you hang out....