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Je suis Samuel: ELLIE, THE DOORLOCKS... ELLIE, BOOT UP THE DOORLOCKS!!
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Je suis Samuel: I vote Clarence Boddicker for President.
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Je suis Samuel: hi ima trex wheres my dinner
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Je suis Samuel: Kneel before Zod
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Je suis Samuel: I ruined Bond movies forever.
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Je suis Samuel: raptors are assholes.
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Je suis Samuel: "I'm Sorry, Dave. I'm Afraid I Can't Do That."
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Je suis Samuel: make like a tree and get the hell out of here
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Je suis Samuel: ben_kilpatrickjpg.jpg
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Je suis Samuel: FIVE BY FIVE LOL
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Je suis Samuel: i used to want to be the german in die hard
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Je suis Samuel: sure is summer here..
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Je suis Samuel: God Tier.
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Je suis Samuel: she won an oscar for playing Harvey Keitel's penis
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Je suis Samuel: beyond God Tier.
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Je suis Samuel: PIIIIIIIIIG!!! I KNOW THAT PIG! PIIIIGGG!
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Je suis Samuel: Jerry dates a stunningly beautiful girl but everyone except his parents seem to really dislike her. Jerry tries to find out what is wrong with her but finds not even the slightest flaw.
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Je suis Samuel: "I was quite proud of that shot. I am going to use that fact as a chat-up line in the pub when I get back home"
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Je suis Samuel: It's official. Girls are idorts.
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Je suis Samuel: I nearly got a kitty today, first decent original reply names her when i get home
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Je suis Samuel: "why would god have made children so sexy if he didn't want me to see them undress?"
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Je suis Samuel: I have studied very little Baudrillard
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Je suis Samuel: You don't need money. You don't need power. You don't need good looks. All you need are BALLS.
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Je suis Samuel: Harry Potter is superior literature
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Je suis Samuel: my favourite black actor is robert downey jr
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Je suis Samuel: "It was good but then i got herpes."
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Je suis Samuel: lol you can't be serious
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Je suis Samuel: i kidnap summer glau and keep her in my house
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Je suis Samuel: a gay cruise
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Je suis Samuel: mickey mouse turns me on