Je suis Samuel:
Dog and Ball.
Je suis Samuel:
W-I-L-D WILDCATS! NOW'S THE TIME!
Je suis Samuel:
Someone will exit this thing very embarrassed.
Je suis Samuel:
I have about 500 Yu-gi-oh cards sitting in a box in my closet.
Je suis Samuel:
glory days
Je suis Samuel:
Shades are for fags. Real men stare at the sun and long to visit it.
Je suis Samuel:
This one time, me and a buddy accidentally found ourselves in a gay bar and this gay guy spotted that we were straight from a mile away and politely told us where we were; we laughed about it for ages and then he showed us his back door.
Je suis Samuel:
she was hotter when she was younger. Now she just looks like an obnoxious atheist.
Je suis Samuel:
there are apparently at least two bands named Sparks
Je suis Samuel:
if you look real close you can see this is a horse standing in a field with God riding a cloud on his head
Je suis Samuel:
YMCA
Je suis Samuel:
i recieved a grant to fart
Je suis Samuel:
i used to play in this band called megadeth til i fell out of a barn and broke my harmonica and they kicked me out
Je suis Samuel:
pustung
Je suis Samuel:
she said i was just too small.
Je suis Samuel:
nothing happening here bro.
Je suis Samuel:
israel tale
Je suis Samuel:
attack of the horsewich
Je suis Samuel:
das oath got nuthin on me
Je suis Samuel:
phil collins birthday bash
Je suis Samuel:
these guys used to cover nirvana in the 80s
Je suis Samuel:
helen hunt came by, she's really lost what she had
Je suis Samuel:
im not as funny as i rememeber.
Je suis Samuel:
death fart
Je suis Samuel:
gay horses say hay alot
Je suis Samuel:
i live in a desk
Je suis Samuel:
i sat in a tree once
Je suis Samuel:
i went on tour with deftones and they told me that my band was wack but i didnt know what that meant as im not from the streets of crime
Je suis Samuel:
twatlegs
Je suis Samuel:
dream machine
