Je suis Samuel: last night was the first party I went to where I actually tried to enjoy myself
Je suis Samuel: I'm in love with my teacher.
Je suis Samuel: i did it and it wasn't arousing all that happened was i felt poop
Je suis Samuel: I was completely naked in my bed with no blanket over me
Je suis Samuel: All white women secretly crave a black man, and view them as the ultimate fantasy.
Je suis Samuel: JADE GOODY
Je suis Samuel: I love Black History.
Je suis Samuel: my ideal post-apocalypse.
Je suis Samuel: i should snap and bring a gun to school
Je suis Samuel: They get fucked while they're sleeping!
Je suis Samuel: epic cleavage must have been epic
Je suis Samuel: Women are so wonderful.
Je suis Samuel: She makes great potato salads