permanently scatterbrained:
"what the hell? i thought bay to breakers was a bike race!"
permanently scatterbrained:
possibly just as disrespectful as lighting the thing on fire
permanently scatterbrained:
looking long and far for an equally half nude and drunken friend
permanently scatterbrained:
if shower dude wanted to be really extreme, he'd dress up like "prison shower dude" for the pride parade
permanently scatterbrained:
protesting the cruelty of shark fin soup
permanently scatterbrained:
looking for someone to bite in the face
permanently scatterbrained:
a bunch of greasy, perverted italian porno stars
permanently scatterbrained:
ninja turtles, fat man
permanently scatterbrained:
drunken weirdos
permanently scatterbrained:
being kinda aggressive with yet another older woman
permanently scatterbrained:
hanging out with someone whom he probably assumes is related to him
permanently scatterbrained:
these guys weren't funny, but they were still funnier than "when harry met lloyd"
permanently scatterbrained:
"costume, eh? i'll just go as a hot australian chick."
permanently scatterbrained:
my favorite dude of the whole day - the las vegas escort pimp
permanently scatterbrained:
gigantic asses
permanently scatterbrained:
alerting the medic that in the corner a guy is puking up a liter of vodka
permanently scatterbrained:
no, not even batman can do anything to save the sad-sack golden state warriors
permanently scatterbrained:
serious, serious homoeroticism
permanently scatterbrained:
the winners of least original go to elvis and the naughty nurse
permanently scatterbrained:
gumby gone wild
permanently scatterbrained:
this guy found nemo and is now in turn violating him
permanently scatterbrained:
adult diaper
permanently scatterbrained:
a guy walking down the street fucking a toy horse
permanently scatterbrained:
"yeah, it should be easy to find me. i'm kinda drunk and i'm not wearing alot of clothes."
permanently scatterbrained:
"wait a minute. everyone's already topless. a wet t-shirt contest IS kind of redundant."
permanently scatterbrained:
i was told these guys were closeted homosexuals
permanently scatterbrained:
when in doubt, wear less
permanently scatterbrained:
walking like egyptians
permanently scatterbrained:
"no, but we'll be different. we'll be slutty girls WITH FLAGS. everybody will love us."
permanently scatterbrained:
what harvard business school grads refer to as "mailing it in."
