permanently scatterbrained:
the best dressed guy in the room not getting married today and his date
permanently scatterbrained:
talking about 1955 californian design aesthetic
permanently scatterbrained:
"wow. look at the size of that fingernail."
permanently scatterbrained:
starting the slow clap for the best man
permanently scatterbrained:
"and this one awful woman in blackhawk once made me put up gold drapes!"
permanently scatterbrained:
"I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD! WHOOO!"
permanently scatterbrained:
dancing like a butterfly
permanently scatterbrained:
"crashing this wedding has paid off. check out this sweet pink plastic dragonfly!"
permanently scatterbrained:
"this party's lame. let's head back to the party and hit up some strip clubs followed by burritos at 4AM."