permanently scatterbrained:
behind the scenes of the wedding of the century
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in the world of fashion, when in doubt, defer to the gay guy
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"alright, you fucking amateur, do you want me to show you what to do tonight as well?"
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more haplessness
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"um...mom? the good news is that i finally have my tie on. the bad news is that my wife isn't coming."
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welcome to the jungle
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alright, everyone's here except the priest. let's get messed up on the wine.
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going over the checklist for the night jon finally becomes a man
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ladies and gentlemen, mister and mrs. shawn estes.
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the two happiest people on earth at this very moment.
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the view from tiburon.
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the best dressed guy in the room not getting married today and his date
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talking about 1955 californian design aesthetic
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"wow. look at the size of that fingernail."
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"ladies and gentlemen, my best man: hall of fame third baseman bill mueller!"
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starting the slow clap for the best man
permanently scatterbrained:
"So then I said to the prostitute, 'Listen bitch, Jon might have tipped you 40%, but the sign outside says three dollars and I'm not paying a cent more.'"
permanently scatterbrained:
"and this one awful woman in blackhawk once made me put up gold drapes!"
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"I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD! WHOOO!"
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dancing like a butterfly
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"crashing this wedding has paid off. check out this sweet pink plastic dragonfly!"
permanently scatterbrained:
"this party's lame. let's head back to the party and hit up some strip clubs followed by burritos at 4AM."
permanently scatterbrained:
nightfall in Tiburon
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rocking out