permanently scatterbrained:
the wedding party, looking dapper and standing perfectly still
permanently scatterbrained:
who is ij marrying again? that one crazy chick from HR?
permanently scatterbrained:
this was supposed to be a cool album cover shot in the style of u2's joshua tree art, but someone had to go and belch and f it all up.
permanently scatterbrained:
desperately trying to hide a dripping nasal cavity
permanently scatterbrained:
"so then, honey, i took the sniper rifle out and totally bashed lonelyguy12's head in and then i took out my submachine gun...."
permanently scatterbrained:
this picture is out of focus because even my camera was drunk from the delicious wine
permanently scatterbrained:
"wait a minute, i thought we were having this wedding on a marijuana collective."
permanently scatterbrained:
hanging out in front of the awesome livermore landscape, hometown of baseball legend randy johnson
permanently scatterbrained:
"like i said, eric - buying a nintendo ds is the single best thing i've ever done in my life, my marriage to ginger included."
permanently scatterbrained:
Lawrence examines the majesty of Laila's new Zirconia ring.
permanently scatterbrained:
Shawn Carter once again announces his retirement from rap now that his freestyle about marital life is over.
permanently scatterbrained:
Shawn Carter rips the mic up with a freestyle about love in the time of college life.
permanently scatterbrained:
mister and mrs. sarah palin
permanently scatterbrained:
"Lawrence, I have this great idea. We make a Zorro movie and cast Freddie Prinze Jr as the star and Brittany Murphy as the love interest."
permanently scatterbrained:
andy stifling laughter at georgina's pitiful attempts to be as good a dancer as her accomplished husband
permanently scatterbrained:
demonstrating the hand motions for future careers as las vegas dancers
permanently scatterbrained:
"Z" is for Zapatista
permanently scatterbrained:
they've got that mischievous glint in their eyes
permanently scatterbrained:
laila scolds us all for not getting our dance on
permanently scatterbrained:
"So lisshenn...our wheddin's gonna be twooo oor sheven timez betterrr than thisssh one."
permanently scatterbrained:
gesticulating
permanently scatterbrained:
"i can't believe i agreed to be your date, you're so f***ing lame."
permanently scatterbrained:
lawrence takes a brief respite from his drunken rage to pose for the camera
permanently scatterbrained:
everyone's happy except for the girl on the left, who thought she was in line for miley cyrus' autograph