permanently scatterbrained: Crack Pipe discovered on 15th and Shotwell in San Francisco
permanently scatterbrained: Shotwell Street Mystery Jars
permanently scatterbrained: empty can of generic Spam found outside my office, amidst dozens of cigarette butts
permanently scatterbrained: "dude, that plant is getting hella fucked up!"
permanently scatterbrained: mini package of lubricant, possibly for crack whores servicing johns in their cars, or possibly for hot homeless coitus
permanently scatterbrained: just when you thought your rare albanian velodrome made you the most deck hipster in the mission...
permanently scatterbrained: another needle, but in all fairness, this could be for black market collagen injections
permanently scatterbrained: Good news, Red Sox fans: I found Curt Schilling's famous bloody sock from the 2004 ALDS
permanently scatterbrained: delicious, delicious nitrous
permanently scatterbrained: the funny thing is that this morning when i walked by here a bit before 9am, this bottle was not here. and now, at 4:00pm, here is is, 80% gone.
permanently scatterbrained: so according to urban lore, either the building behind these shoes (my office) is a crackhouse, or this is the site of a gang murder
permanently scatterbrained: Q: Piece of chalk, or misplaced crack rock?
permanently scatterbrained: somebody had a great time this weekend
permanently scatterbrained: on the fifth day of christmas, my crack dealer gave to me five heroin syringes
permanently scatterbrained: Well, at least they're (probably) not sharing needles (yet).