permanently scatterbrained: Welcome to SBC Park's Sexual Education Center
permanently scatterbrained: this is where you go if you're too cheap to buy a ticket or if you want to yell at Shawn Green from the same level
permanently scatterbrained: this is the view from where you stand if you're too cheap to buy tickets
permanently scatterbrained: The Crowd for a Sunday day game, most of whom will be asking "When's Barry up?" sometime in the next 40 minutes, not realizing Bonds has been getting Sundays off for about five years now.
permanently scatterbrained: These seats ain't so bad.
permanently scatterbrained: As they say, there's not a bad seat in the house.
permanently scatterbrained: This idiot spelled Rich Aurilia's last name wrong.
permanently scatterbrained: View from the top
permanently scatterbrained: View of the Cove
permanently scatterbrained: View of King Street from the upper walkway
permanently scatterbrained: the masses file in, ready to cheer on Barry Bonds and 24 other guys
permanently scatterbrained: Sushi in the ballpark?
permanently scatterbrained: The best thing about this ballpark, I will tell you right now is this:
permanently scatterbrained: Not bad for $15 off craigslist
permanently scatterbrained: welcome to Pac Bell Park, now buy some peanuts for $8.50
permanently scatterbrained: In all his glory, there he is...that guy.
permanently scatterbrained: Taking aim at all them dudes in standing room only out in the arcade
permanently scatterbrained: Let's get it on
permanently scatterbrained: Down the line, where a scorching foul ball might take your scalp off
permanently scatterbrained: It's a packed house.
permanently scatterbrained: The bleachers, packed for a Marlins game
permanently scatterbrained: If you were wondering what's at the base of that stupid Coke bottle, this is it.
permanently scatterbrained: This is the base of that big stupid Coke Bottle
permanently scatterbrained: Girl in halter top obstructing my view
permanently scatterbrained: The base of the Giant Glove and the big stupid coke bottle
permanently scatterbrained: View from left center
permanently scatterbrained: Note that the glove is about ten feet back from that 501 sign and the meat of it is about seven feet high, meaning it's going to take a rare shot to come close to hitting this.
permanently scatterbrained: Out behind the bleachers, where you can get an Orlando Cepeda Cha-Cha Bowl for $14.00