permanently scatterbrained:
"In honor of our recent engagement, I would like to serenade you all with this song by My Chemical Romance"
permanently scatterbrained:
"Now, in honor of our impending wedding, I'd like to serenade you all with this Good Charlotte song."
permanently scatterbrained:
"What's the deal with marriage? I mean, if I want to get married, why don't I just make it easy and buy myself a Filipina mail order bride?"
permanently scatterbrained:
"Someday we'll find it/The Rainbow Connection..."
permanently scatterbrained:
"And now for our finale, Ginger and I will now duet 'Total Eclipse of the Heart'"
permanently scatterbrained:
maynard's crotch and his middle fingers
permanently scatterbrained:
subtle middle fingers to the host
permanently scatterbrained:
time to cut the first cake for the rest of our lives
permanently scatterbrained:
a harbinger of things to come
permanently scatterbrained:
Lawrence roid rages
permanently scatterbrained:
"sorry i snapped at you dear. let's cuddle."
permanently scatterbrained:
Combined, these five cost ADP a total of $598,000 over a nine month period
permanently scatterbrained:
look how happy we are to celebrate lawrence' eternal bliss
permanently scatterbrained:
"damn. who had beans and eggs for lunch?"
permanently scatterbrained:
"i'm going to take a picture of these idiots so that eric can put them on his flickr account two years later."
permanently scatterbrained:
Drinking Andy's wine while Andy is off meeting the bride's mom
permanently scatterbrained:
"someone drank my damn wine, i guess i'll have to drink this plant water."
permanently scatterbrained:
"If I don't get my food now, I'm going to take a leak on Lawrence's cubicle Monday morning."
permanently scatterbrained:
"So IJ, where's Laila?"
permanently scatterbrained:
"I wonder how much Jack they sneaked into this wine."
permanently scatterbrained:
appraising wine glasses
permanently scatterbrained:
appraising wine glasses
permanently scatterbrained:
"I dunno, Andy. I don't think you should mention Tekken on your resume."
permanently scatterbrained:
If you're wondering why there's nobody within a 15 foot radius...
permanently scatterbrained:
discussing the proletariat revolution
permanently scatterbrained:
discussing the Renault Fuego
permanently scatterbrained:
left: pimp right: wannabe academic
permanently scatterbrained:
Wishing there were video games here
permanently scatterbrained:
the results of a rather ribald joke.
permanently scatterbrained:
results of a rather offensive joke.
