heatherevanssmith: an apple a day...
heatherevanssmith: she didn't need a man...
heatherevanssmith: martha stewart she was not....
heatherevanssmith: “I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing”
heatherevanssmith: dive in...those dishes aren't going to wash themselves.
heatherevanssmith: no matter how hard she tried...she still could not wash that man out of her hair
heatherevanssmith: her search to find where the missing socks go put her in the most peculiar of situations
heatherevanssmith: multitasking left her plenty of time...