grammardog: Hmmm... this looks interesting. I wonder if I should try to eat it.
grammardog: I think I'll definitely try to eat it. I'll LICK it, at the very least.
grammardog: Licking it wasn't so bad. It's not as tender as I had hoped, however.
grammardog: Howzabout this part? Ooh, that crinkly sound. It's like CHIPS.
grammardog: AHHH STHTUCK! ABORT! ABORT!