flush gorden: no not this year
flush gorden: this was not the best of ideas
flush gorden: turn our back on last year
flush gorden: no i did not run out of underwear
flush gorden: new year, new kilt, old me
flush gorden: prepare to meet the new year
flush gorden: here we go again
flush gorden: and now it's here...again
flush gorden: it's 2017 and it's coming to get you
flush gorden: have to keep them straight
flush gorden: strip off 2015
flush gorden: what's under it...
flush gorden: it's a third degree burns night
flush gorden: so now you'll know
flush gorden: new year old idea
flush gorden: what do you mean there's no such thing as scotchtoberfest
flush gorden: i know what you're thinking and yes it's true
flush gorden: ominous clouds, impending beasties, good job i'm not wearing undies
flush gorden: time to start another one
flush gorden: is it blue or is it grey
flush gorden: excuse me i'm just tartan up the place
flush gorden: have a stick and it makes all the difference
flush gorden: well here we go again
flush gorden: shiny shiny sporran
flush gorden: well sometimes i just feel kilty
flush gorden: first you get ze money then you get ze power then you get ze light bulbs
flush gorden: no if i wore anything underneath it then it would be a skirt
flush gorden: oh no there's a ladder in my socks
flush gorden: tartan day there....just monday here
flush gorden: i wear it the traditional way