GioLovesYou: Riffy's Lament
GioLovesYou: Voldemort will finally know fear when he meets Giomort
GioLovesYou: Giosus
GioLovesYou: I've missed all of my friends so much! Sending big love vibes to all of you around the world!
GioLovesYou: Wheeee! I'm doing the Polar Bear Dip!
GioLovesYou: I made it on the news after the WSU Cougs won the Apple Cup!
GioLovesYou: I'm your Boy Venus, bringing you lots of love and happiness!
GioLovesYou: Riffy was a little dazed and had the blues on Monday night after the Maple Leafs game
GioLovesYou: Riffy's been calling me Gionette....I don't like it.
GioLovesYou: They *said* they were going to the waterfront to make S'mores
GioLovesYou: Riffy, will you marry me?
GioLovesYou: Arrr! Can you direct me to a young fair maiden name Riffy?
GioLovesYou: I wanted to do something romantic for Riffy
GioLovesYou: Last night we rode our glow-in-the-dark Skel-e-flamingos to hunt for shooting stars
GioLovesYou: I'm having some sort of powerful connection!
GioLovesYou: This was taken on one of the worst days of my life
GioLovesYou: I went to Springfield today and got Simpsonized!
GioLovesYou: I said I was going to have a great day!
GioLovesYou: I found another note. This one said "Mogwai 3:00 pm". I snorkeled up, they never saw me. I'm in shock.
GioLovesYou: I escaped for a little out of town getaway and the paparazzi followed me everywhere
GioLovesYou: Ohhh nooo....my girlfriend is a FEMBOT!!!!
GioLovesYou: NoooOOOooOOooo I DON'T want my hair to look like YOURS!!!
GioLovesYou: After the Mars Phoenix landed successfully, I explored the planet and THIS is what happened to me:
GioLovesYou: Aiiiiiiiiyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!
GioLovesYou: I put my Van Gogh painting in a frame where it belongs
GioLovesYou: I'm experiencing some latent Space Travel side effects
GioLovesYou: I'm bummed the cold weather is back so chillin' by the fire.
GioLovesYou: It seems like years since it's been here!
GioLovesYou: Yesterday I was starving and trapped on an Island. L@@K at me today, baby!!
GioLovesYou: I know you understand everything, Wilson.