GioLovesYou: Took Riffy on a romantic sunset champagne flight in my private jet and we saw Balloon Boy!
GioLovesYou: Today I played matchmaker for a new whale friend of mine
GioLovesYou: Riffy got a new pad and we're initiating it with our new snuggie.
GioLovesYou: There's something embarrassing about this photo, do you know what it is?
GioLovesYou: I voted for Obama!
GioLovesYou: I went to Springfield today and got Simpsonized!
GioLovesYou: We went to Flaming Moe's Tavern (now Gio's Tavern) while in Springfield
GioLovesYou: I escaped for a little out of town getaway and the paparazzi followed me everywhere
GioLovesYou: Come by and visit me and wave hello!
GioLovesYou: You can send me on Facebook now!
GioLovesYou: Last night at the Launch Party for my new magazine, Giobyte, I had to fight off the Geeks and Nerds
GioLovesYou: (Except for my 'stache)
GioLovesYou: I'm watching Animal House on TV right now and really getting into it!
GioLovesYou: The Perfect Boyfriend
GioLovesYou: Riffy got a private invite to Conan O'Brien's new TV Show "Late Night Atonement" on St. Patrick's Day. It's in CocoVille.
GioLovesYou: Don't laugh...I'm wearing this Princess Beatrice hat so people will know it's going on eBay. All proceeds go to Unicef.
GioLovesYou: I am the Black Swan Queen!
GioLovesYou: Now I'm eating *your* eye.
GioLovesYou: The Secret Life Of Gio And Riffy
GioLovesYou: I learned my tricks from Houdini
GioLovesYou: Is it true?? Is Riffy the real artist of this FLICKR page?
GioLovesYou: I created a new prototype garment for girls called Gioneez™
GioLovesYou: We're in a magical Christmas wonderland display with Rudolph and all the Misfits