gadsbar: First, get some calçots.
gadsbar: Then, remove the ends of the leaves.
gadsbar: Keep the fire going all the while.
gadsbar: Put the calçots into one of these turny things.
gadsbar: Stick the calçots into the fire.
gadsbar: Cook.
gadsbar: Cook.
gadsbar: Cook.
gadsbar: Burn.