futursimple:
Heba In Boots
futursimple:
Zep represent
futursimple:
Ich spreche kein Englisch, fraulein
futursimple:
Das ist Oktoberfest im April, ja?
futursimple:
Calvin detests the blood letters
futursimple:
a canoe trip in Georgia, anyone?
futursimple:
shirtcocking with class
futursimple:
the future is here
futursimple:
aye aye aye
futursimple:
E.lusive E.lectric E.nigma
futursimple:
...and party every day!
futursimple:
is that where beer comes from...
futursimple:
construction is painstakingly hard work and takes many hours
futursimple:
the 8th red dwarf/elf/gnome/ridinghood... i should have asked
futursimple:
i'm under distress, i need help!
futursimple:
door-to-door jehovacuum salesman is here—this is gonna be just like Orgazmo but better
futursimple:
Kill Teal
futursimple:
don't hate the game
futursimple:
baton department
futursimple:
i knew it
futursimple:
i hear duelling banjos in the distance
futursimple:
i want you to squeeeeeel like a pig boy
futursimple:
Red Steel/Blue Steel shot of the night
futursimple:
stealing blue kisses stealing red kisses stealing pink kisses
futursimple:
Jesus invented The Shocker—we are merely followers in His footsteps
futursimple:
now to put some of those teachings to practice...
futursimple:
booty-ready batman
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careful crossing
futursimple:
the crowd rocks out
futursimple:
like the fortune cookie said TONIGHT YOU WILL BE A TIGER...
