Le Fromagier Extraordinaire: Crocs inspired this hideous creation for unfortunate children to sit in, whilst being taken round town by the bearded tree-hugging parent
Le Fromagier Extraordinaire: Flamethrower required, gaps too large for the fire to catch hold.
Le Fromagier Extraordinaire: Where the hell do you begin?
Le Fromagier Extraordinaire: Crocs. My nomination for most evil product of 2007, no hang on a minute, it's still going on in 2008 and maybe it's getting even worse! Burn them now! If I have offended any Croc wearing contacts by this stance, don't worry, it's nothing personal 2009
Le Fromagier Extraordinaire: This person had clearly made provision for my attendance
Le Fromagier Extraordinaire: Laser Guided bomb locks on to Crocs shop by Covent Garden, but fails to detonate. DAMN! These rubbery creations appear indestructible.
Le Fromagier Extraordinaire: Just before I panned in the windscreen and set fire to the car
Le Fromagier Extraordinaire: It's impossible to say how happy I was to see this sign in barcelona airport!
Le Fromagier Extraordinaire: Horrible. Truly horrible.