Fretbotherer: Clean Glasgow
Fretbotherer: Checkout girl
Fretbotherer: Biscuit shopping
Fretbotherer: Combover
Fretbotherer: My two mums
Fretbotherer: Shadowy Nic
Fretbotherer: Guess who?
Fretbotherer: The look that normally precedes use of my full name
Fretbotherer: "Hi, this is Shona…"
Fretbotherer: I'm getting shouted at here. While smiling.
Fretbotherer: Primary teachers
Fretbotherer: Gojira
Fretbotherer: Phone call
Fretbotherer: Sad face
Fretbotherer: Posing while a passer-by prepares his garrote
Fretbotherer: Cheekbones
Fretbotherer: George Square
Fretbotherer: Lost in Nicola's eyes
Fretbotherer: A tiny selfie in Nic's eye
Fretbotherer: It's embarrassing when you miss that last step. Especially when you have evolved to have wings.