fish2000:
this girl told us all a long and frankly quite gory tale about a time she ripped her femoral artery open while rocking out in a hot tub
fish2000:
I need to practice this guy's middle-finger-cigarette / scowl double-play gesture, cuz it's awesome
fish2000:
see when you go to parties and drink a little, you eventually just start using the camera as a toy, rather than a data-recording machine, and thus.
fish2000:
emily said that peter's mother had a pegleg with a kick-stand, so he elbow-smashed her in the lower jaw
fish2000:
dramatic differences in height can often be explained by high levels of environmental progesterone analogue
fish2000:
this room was actually jet black and full of hollering dancing drunk risd people so seeing it lit up like this makes little sense to me, sorry
fish2000:
getting roped into laptop-DJing always completely sucks because people won't leave you alone until you drop everything and play their special magic song just for them
fish2000:
it is impossible look any better than retarded when dancing to beyoncé in someone's dark noisy crowded living room, and once you realize this fact, you are truly enlightened