Ferna Zahsum: for the icky blonde lady (who DOES exist!)
Ferna Zahsum: M@ur33n, huh?
Ferna Zahsum: ahorita, puedes cocinar el arroz.
Ferna Zahsum: um...plasitic? wow.
Ferna Zahsum: useful clip, eh?
Ferna Zahsum: how very specific.
Ferna Zahsum: sign on couch on sidewalk
Ferna Zahsum: You'll notice the word "deli" on the sign behind the cat. Guess where I'm never eating.
Ferna Zahsum: sure, let's add an apostrophe. wth not?
Ferna Zahsum: Life music!
Ferna Zahsum: I just don't get how a door can be out of service.
Ferna Zahsum: FYI: What doesn't fly in the Port Authority restrooms
Ferna Zahsum: So not what I was expecting New Jersey to smell like.
Ferna Zahsum: Yes, I live in New York.
Ferna Zahsum: Ha! Fart.
Ferna Zahsum: "under the weather" is language-specific
Ferna Zahsum: They film movies near my home.
Ferna Zahsum: Hmm. Maybe this product did not meet the strict regulations required to be "organic"?
Ferna Zahsum: Hee. Typing errors are funny. (with*p*ut card)
Ferna Zahsum: Straghitening? Right letters. Wrong order.
Ferna Zahsum: City Hall Park subway entrance
Ferna Zahsum: Sign in NYC's City Hall Park
Ferna Zahsum: Unibrow. Aww yeah.
Ferna Zahsum: Unibrow, Hitler moustache, and a goatee. Why not?
Ferna Zahsum: Shrimps?
Ferna Zahsum: When I was tipsy, this was funny. Hmm.
Ferna Zahsum: "Gossip Girl" was being filmed by my office