Ferna Zahsum: Rat trap selling point
Ferna Zahsum: formula...r?
Ferna Zahsum: Kitchen sools and smplements
Ferna Zahsum: ahhh...punctuation jokes
Ferna Zahsum: Misspelling Di Lusso? Sure. But Hormel??
Ferna Zahsum: Double the Ts means double the yum!
Ferna Zahsum: As if reference to ladies' tuxes alone wasn't eye-catching enough.
Ferna Zahsum: Um. So the 'E' is silent?
Ferna Zahsum: Doublle Ls make me llaugh llots.
Ferna Zahsum: Sometimes you pluralize with "E".
Ferna Zahsum: Man, someone sure likes the letter E.
Ferna Zahsum: Aww. An unnecessary definite article. How cute!
Ferna Zahsum: Crearly the news makes mistakes, too.
Ferna Zahsum: Everything avobe this line is spelled correctly....
Ferna Zahsum: Surely tax-payer dollars can be spent on complete sentences, too.
Ferna Zahsum: Two plus two divided by a double negative four? Must be "new math".
Ferna Zahsum: Gotta getta better understanding of how to use slang
Ferna Zahsum: menus should have spellcheck
Ferna Zahsum: phat beets. awesome.
Ferna Zahsum: A veces pienso que nadie puede deletrear
Ferna Zahsum: I Googled "Finast" and am still not sure if this is misspelled....
Ferna Zahsum: so...specifying "young" was necessary?
Ferna Zahsum: Hee. Free poo.
Ferna Zahsum: aww, good try: there IS an "e" in closed
Ferna Zahsum: Ooh, *everthing* cost price?! Nice.
Ferna Zahsum: "Stationary," huh?
Ferna Zahsum: That thit ith thight.
Ferna Zahsum: how very specific.