fallsroad: i have a giant nut in my mouth. you got a problem with that?
fallsroad: squirrel analog to the frat boy pool ball hazing trick
fallsroad: dinner!
fallsroad: can you touch the back of your head with your tail? didn't think so.
fallsroad: nom nom nom
fallsroad: dude, quit staring. that's totally rude.
fallsroad: i've been spotted
fallsroad: right! what's all this then?
fallsroad: with a disdainful flick of the tail, he was gone.