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eτi: I felt lonely at my cottage. I thought I had to go find some friends.
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eτi: After a long walk through the fields, with farmers shouting I was in the way...
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eτi: ...I came to a station where I took a train.
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eτi: I ended at the central station of a big city.
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eτi: There I was, all by myself. Maybe I needed a house first.
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eτi: There were nice houses...
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eτi: ...but people lived there already.
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eτi: I met a nice guy, who just squeaked and ran away.
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eτi: And I found a place where all nice people lived in cages.
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eτi: This place looked friendly. But they all wanted beer, not flowers.
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eτi: So I figured I go play with people in a field. But they didn't want me there either.
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eτi: I tried to play another game indoors. They didn't like my weapon. I didn't like weapons.
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eτi: So I went and got an ice cream. But the Swiss who sold it, wanted something called 'money'.
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eτi: So I went to a place where they had some of that, eh, 'money'.
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eτi: It turned out to be something you can swim in.
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eτi: I thought water was better for swimming.
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eτi: But here they did not want me on the diving board.
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eτi: I thought I might see something nice from a high viewpoint.
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eτi: I saw a nice castle, but still it did not feel right to me...
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eτi: ...nor did this beautiful church...
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eτi: ...or this one. And the world around it appeared to be collapsing.
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eτi: It was like cracks were appearing all over.
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eτi: The world sure wasn't like this before.
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eτi: Fortunately, this contraption got me out of there. But I had to pedal. Oink!
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eτi: Maybe it would be easier on what they called a spaceshipspaceshipspaceship.
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eτi: It brought me to a place that was friendly enough in the bar...
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eτi: ...but when I wanted to play outside...
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eτi: ...they really wouldn't let me play with them, somehow.
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eτi: I started to feel out of place.
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eτi: And out of scale.