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The mission: find out how a flame-broiled Nutrisystem beef patty can stay unrefrigerated...
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The Flame broiled beef patty in its natural state
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Flame broiled beef patty with packaging removed
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Paris tries pre-rehydrated burger
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I taste the burger patty (pre-rehydration)
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Jen tries pre-hydrated burger
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In the process of rehydration
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Burger patty post rehydration
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Stay classy, Nutrisystem.
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Jen tries the burger after rehydration and...
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... it's...
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..."delicious!"
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...I mean, delicious!
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Me trying the burger...
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...and it tastes like meat!
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... kind of.
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...tries a bit of it, just to make sure...
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Paris points out what the burger has the consistency of...
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And finds it appropriate to use as an ample substitute should you not have any Nutrisystem beef patties available in your pantry (or supply closet)