@englishinvader:
This mother of a treadmill has a mind of it's frickin own!
@englishinvader:
Nexus One posing in the mirror
@englishinvader:
Your days are numbered, old POS phone...
@englishinvader:
Your days are numbered, old POS phone...
@englishinvader:
This will make me go faster...
@englishinvader:
Cable Nightmare
@englishinvader:
It's WOLO fun time! #alert
@englishinvader:
Check out my flashers! #Woot!
@englishinvader:
Rise of the machines
@englishinvader:
Screw you.
@englishinvader:
^#*€¥~\&> grrrrrrrr...
@englishinvader:
My new 'McFacerson' monitor
@englishinvader:
New toaster
@englishinvader:
This is an electric grill...
@englishinvader:
Shazam didn't get this one!
@englishinvader:
What the hell you stupid iHole?!
@englishinvader:
Old friend...
@englishinvader:
Sat at the dumpster if anyone wants it #vintage
@englishinvader:
Seems someone else wants to use my phone...
@englishinvader:
What am I?