emmabolden: Gertrude Stein always was a critic ...
emmabolden: Cat-in-the-box (2)
emmabolden: Don't be fooled. This is an angry, angry nap.
emmabolden: Alice takes her stuffed animals to bed.
emmabolden: In the feline world, Gertrude Stein is surely a hero for fighting relentlessly to save me from sleep's clutches.
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emmabolden: Take this, add a weird "mrooooohhhhh" sound, put it on repeat for two hours, and you have my morning.
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emmabolden: As usual, Gertrude Stein is trying to decide if she wants me to pet her or if she wants me to not have limbs anymore.
emmabolden: I'm trying to grade. Gertrude is trying to steal my soul.
emmabolden: On the road with Gertrude Stein. Prayers welcome.
emmabolden: Moments before Gertrude Stein ripped off the roof in a flurry of feline rage.
emmabolden: This Christmas is ending with Alice hiding from a storm behind a toilet and growling. I like to think it's her own way of acting out the Nativity.
emmabolden: Gertrude was really not happy about the amount of time I stayed in bed and texted people REM lyrics this morning.
emmabolden: This was a solemn protest.
emmabolden: Alice is calm -- when she's not in her carrier.
emmabolden: Alice is absolutely not allowed in one chair at my parents' house. Naturally, it's the only chair she gets in.
emmabolden: Alice B. Toklas in the middle of a performance art piece she's calling "Vacuum. No Like. Fort."
emmabolden: Sleepy.
emmabolden: Gertrude is a major fan of my new craft project.
emmabolden: The noble Gertrude Stein
emmabolden: Poor Alice was so scared she left the bathtub.
emmabolden: Then she tried to fit under my cabinets ...
emmabolden: HEY YOU AREN'T DOING WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO
emmabolden: My view of the Olympics.